Chain of Command: KMC Just Barfed Up a Skittles Rainbow!

The Hawley Blog is a cruel, cruel mistress. Neither sickness, allergy attack, bodily injury or impending mental collapse is an excuse for skipping an update, so I have wrapped my still bruised and tender ribs in some Cinelli bartape, gulped down a few caffeine-laden Clif Shots and sat down to boldly go where no Hawley blog post has gone before. Loosely translated, we got KMC chains in and they're a little on the ridonkulous side. You like color? Well, COLOR YOU BADD because Carissa (aka Hurricane Carmen, aka The Southern Dandy, aka White Lightnin') has taken leave of her senses and brought in some KMC chains that will overpower your senses, leaving your head spinning as that feeble excuse for a pair of eyes in your melon head try and take in the overpowering hue tsunami (which shall henceforth be known as hue-nami, copyright pending sucka!) that is soon to be girding the drive train of your fixie, track, bmx, road, mountain or cyclocross bike. Red, white and gold should be here by August, but who freaking cares? We got Purple! We got Electric Blue! We got Hobo-Urine Yellow! And for you fashionistas, we have the ever popular Pink! Put the kettle on and call the neighbors over, it's a KMC chain freak-out!!!