Things you need to know about Chuck Norris

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1. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
3. Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person
4. Chuck Norris doesn't leave messages, he leaves warnings
5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
6. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
7. Chuck Norris can split the atom with his bare hands
8. Chuck Norris doesn't use scuba diving equipment, he just holds his breath