Optimal Primes: Insert Lame "Transformers" Joke Here

Brittany (The Better Half of The Storck Road Team) was on her way to the company safe when the Blog accosted her. "What's all this 'bout???" it screamed. Brittany patiently explained that Storck Bicycle has ponied up a wheelbarrow full of cash to hand out to needy crit racers during Speedweek. Jiminy crickets, that sounds like a wonderful idea! Speaking of wonderful ideas, we finally got the first shipment of glass Topeak water bottle cages (WBTC1454)! Each one is lovingly handcrafted by Dale Chihuly in his secret mountain lair (or hydrofoil, can't remember). Make a bold statement to your riding buddies who prefer alloy and carbon cages...pffffft!!!