Strawberry Shortcuts

It's Friday, yet again. Funny how that keeps happening. Good luck to all of Hawley's friends who are racing at PMBAR this weekend. Insider information has it that the course will be brutal and the attrition rate shall be higher than camel anatomy. Good luck to the Vanderkittens and their throw down in the 'Burg. Supposed to be rainy so have those super-knobby cross tires handy. At least it'll give Andy something to do. Good luck to those Hawley folk at the Tour De Cashiers. Remember, it's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys. Attack from the start and don't stop pedalin' until your kit is saturated in sweat, barf, bile and whatever else you have left in your lifeless husk of a body.

(Deliciousness graciously provided by Josh and Jessica Baker)

Most importantly, good luck to the Blog as he attempts to eat half a strawberry cake left in the sales department. Just kidding, I eat cake like it's going out of style. If you have any questions, please allow Mr. Rogers to assuage your troubled mind in the only way he knows how: Bodyrockin'! Jermaine's windmill at 2 minutes 39 seconds is just plain sick. Like a man with no arms, you can't hang....