A Visit From A Jelly Belle!

Guess what rolled into the Hawley parking lot today? A little thing we call "The Deliciousness Wagon"! And who was piloting the deliciousness wagon? Our dear, dear friend, Jill McAlpin, Eastern Sales Representative for Jelly Belly! It was so good to see Jill again. It's strange how different somebody can appear when they're not in a Storm Trooper costume addressing you as "rebel scum". Comicon 2001, now THAT was a great time. Anyhoo, I only had a few seconds to speak with Jill, but from what I can fabricate out of thin air, Jill said that Jelly Belly is set to release several new flavors for this summer in addition to its continued sponsorship of local southern debutante soiree: The Jelly Belle Ball and the fabled Jelly Belly road team (yes, yes, they should be on Storcks)! Here are the flavors in order of toxicity to lab mice:
Baked Bean
Ashtray
Celery
Hangnail
Hush Puppy
Muppet
Used Diaper
Fatty Sirloin
Drywall
Brackish Creek Water
Cloves
Absinthe
Spectral Ectoplasm
Halibut
Bream
Blue Gill
Crappie
Swordfish
John Travolta
Caramelized Xenu
The Flavor Formerly Known As Blueberry
Biscuit
Twine
Pheasant
Grease
Rose Petal
The Future
Grilled Asparagus
Coffee Cake
Urinal Cake
Tungsten
Sweat
Unflavored
Kodiak
Ranch
Aneurysm
Boysenberry
Donner Party
(a few of these will be real flavors in 2010, can you guess which one(s)????)

Here's an awesome game you can play called "Where's Mr. Jelly Belly?" Basically, you look all over the Globe for Mr. Jelly Belly as he gathers ingredients for the wonderful Jelly Belly flavors in addition to medicinal herbs for his agonizing bone cancer. Get ready for fun!!!