Sweep The Leg Warmer, Johnny

Yesterday was extraordinarily stressful. Coping with the Academy's blatant disregard for all things that don't make you grab a bottle of poison ("Up" nominated for best Best Picture!? That movie makes "Avatar" look like "Citizen Cane", and "Avatar" is unwatchable!) coupled with the fact that The Blog couldn't find his emergency stash of savory Clif bars to stave off the 3:15 hunger pangs, Wednesday was a trying day indeed. In an effort to blow off some steam, The Blog headed out for a quick 45 minute spin in the crisp winter air. Too crisp for bare, sinewy limbs so it was time for knee warmers. On a whim, the Craft 3-D knee warmers (CLTH76027) were donned in an attempt to look as futuristic as possible.


Let's just say mission accomplished on all fronts. The 3-D's were ridonkulously warm as they toasted the lower half to chicken incubator levels. To be honest, these are great knee warmers, but if you're looking for something a little less comfortable yet much more constricting but with little to no wind-stopping effectiveness, you might want to pass on these puppies. They're just not that sucky.