COMMUTER BIKE OF THE WEEK...

...Belongs to Marky Mark (aka $Money Mark$...aka The Angriest Little Man This Side of Swansea...aka Love Commander) of Shipping and the newly formed cold fusion research division. Mark got an honest deal from Ian for the Raleigh frame and then cobbled together a purchase order for the remaining parts in addition to some freebies from Sales to aid his prodigious bike build. Mark lives 24 miles away. That means his first week of commuting could see him around 250 miles. Not bad for a lonely, friendless, maladjusted commuting-virgin who lives with his grandparents, darning wool socks and making Christmas ornaments to wile away the hours. Mark walks past my cubicle on average 90 to 120 times a day, mumbling to himself about "the gummyment try to take my money away but me no let 'em" and "me try to be good hard worker man!" and "I am the angel of death, the time for purification is at hand". Hopefully, Marky Mark's new commuting regimen and a robust prescription of anti-psychotic medications will be his ticket to workplace peace of mind...

Mark rode 229 miles this morning before work. Suck it Armstrong!
Mark's commuter mirror is a portal to another dimension. Inter-dimensional portal courtesy of Sandy Emanuel and Mirrycle. He also uses it shave the whiskers on the go...