TGIM!

Teenage Gandalf Insinuates Malaise? Tender Goldfish Inside Me? Not even close fair reader! Thank Goodness It's Monday! That means a brand new week of super f@#$in' fresh blogging tomfoolery and hijinks! What do we have in store? Well, I'm glad you asked. Heres a quick look at what we're working on: BMX Nationals re-cap (in Spenserian sonnet form) and accompanying illustrative woodcuts, "Birth of a Bullet Point: An Inside Look at Making Up Stuff About Products You Have Never Used" with Jim "I'll Kill Anybody Who Freakin' Looks At Me Funny" Snyder, Twenty Questions (and God knows how many answers) with Jose Texidor and a person from receiving yet to be determined, How To Scalp, Dismember and Consume a Teenage Runaway (with Dave Carson), Prank emails and letters to Straitline and Bicycling Magazine, and the always popular segment "How Much Hayes Brake Fluid Can I Drink?" Let's get it on!!!