Anniversorry and HUDZ (The "Z" makes it urban and hip)

"Sooooo, I take it there isn't a pinata and this isn't Kevin McElroy's 8th birthday party? Crap."


When somebody puts a loaded crossbow to your head, it's best to not ask questions like, "What do you want?" or "Are you gonna shoot me or are you gonna keep flappin' them gums?" or "How did you get past my flaming bumblebee attack squadron and the tickletron 3000???". When somebody says jump, you ask "how high?". When lovely Karen from accounting asks Bloggo to do something, I wipe the sweat of beyond-jangled nerves from my ever-furrowing brow and get busy (in a method suited to Arsenio Hall-styled antics). Well, I forgot to post images of the world's second-best accounting department's (number one is and will always be the fine folks at Olson's Bass Boats, 67 years without an audit) anniversary gift to Steve Hawley last week so here they are, better late than never. A brief explanation. Steve loves Mountain Dew and Moonpies. He combines the two into a fine paste and uses said confection to re-caulk his bathroom, or as he refers to it, "the ole brown trout pond"...
In other exciting news, we got the new HUDz in stock about 7 minutes ago. They come in every color imaginable to match whatever tapez you're running. 9 out of 10 Baroness-loving wizards with vision problems prefer them to regular hoods...(Chris Maret, official Hawley wizard/long haul trucker/Flickerstick roadie)