Hawley Science Project Entry #2

"We were promised refreshments!"The Hawley Science Fair is just around the corner. By "just around the corner", we mean "never", but that didn't stop a plucky little lad with the brain of a five year old but endowed with super-strength (think Masterblaster, but angrier) to push the limits of our scientific understanding. The project is simple. Grow gigantic, basketball-sized... Powerbar Gel Blasts. It's so beautiful in its simplicity. First, acquire the Gel Blasts (Cola flavor preferably). Then fill up a pre-washed glass with brackish Lexington County tap water at room temperature. Don your latex gloves and plop those suckers in and wait for the EMBIGGENING!!! This could end world hunger. Or it could destroy us all. Stay tuned for tomorrow's exciting results.

The delicious morsels:What secrets are contained within your gel-filled cortex? Something ribald?
Precious water. Giver of life, nourisher of lawns. Ruiner of fireworks:
The Gel Blasts are submerged in the briny deep. Who knows what processes are occurring as I type this sentence whilst munching on a Twizzler?
Sleep my pretties.