Twenty Questions with a Bona Fide Maniac

Jose's (inside sales/receiving) alarmingly frank answers to probing questions...

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
José Carlos Texidor a.k.a. Chochi

2. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
San Juan, PR

3. WHAT DO YOU DO AT HAWLEY?
Sales??Receiving??

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BICYCLE?
Gary Fisher Ferrous 29er

5. DO YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS, MINOTAURS OR ELMOS?
MY DOG TALKS TO ME

6. HOW MANY 24 HOUR RACES HAVE YOU COMPETED IN?
3

7. HOW MANY HAVE YOU WON?
One - Singlespeed Solo- 2004

8. DO YOU TRUST LAZY AMERICAN WORKERS?
Only the ones that believe in Unicorns and play D&D.

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DRINK?
Café

10. HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THE LOVE OF A GOOD WOMAN?
(chirp, chirp, chirp...) Of course

11. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PARTS MANUFACTURER?
Lego

12. DO YOU SAY THE WORD "DUDE" A LOT?
Like, yeah dude

13. DID YOU WATCH "THE A-TEAM" AS A CHILD?
No you fool!

14. DO YOU OWN A TANDEM BICYCLE?
No

15. IF YOU COULD SMACK ANYBODY IN THE FACE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Hervé Villechaize

16. ARE YOU A VEGETERIAN?
No

17. DID YOU REALLY QUIT SMOKING, OR IS THAT A LIE?
It's true. I'm into knitting now.

18. CAN I STAY WITH YOUR FAMILY WHEN I VISIT PUERTO RICO IN AUGUST?
No

19. DO YOU EAT NUTELLA LIKES IT'S GOIN' OUT OF STYLE?
No

20. ODELAY!!!
"I'm not Mexican - I'm Poorooreecan" - Jennifer Lopez