Richard Sachs Thinks He's Better Than You

And he has the "New Yorker" bicycle-themed cover collection to prove it...

Tony Zanca also thinks he's better than you because he'll be riding across the country in a few months. He and his partners have a blog you should read. You can follow his wacky training regimens and perhaps gain some insight into one of the most unstable manimals you'll ever run across! Anyhoo, Teenwolf brought in his newly built, fully-sponsored touring rig and begged us to give it a test ride. Nothing crazy, just a quick jaunt around the parking lot. After Josh jumped it off the loading dock and Andre nose wheelied on it for about 50 yards, we put it through some cyclocross sand riding. Then we totally wrecked it! Gadzooks! I blame it on poor brake adjustment...

Josh wanted to draw attention to the extra long steerer tube which provides Tony the option of altering his riding position once his back seizes up on him somewhere in the middle of Colorado... during a blinding thunderstorm....Josh said, "Wow, look at this handlebar tape! What a wrap job!"Play him off Piano Maret...