Statistics Show Teenage Delinquency is on the Rise...

So, we're all standing around chatting with Pete and Eric from Cane Creek about creeks, various types of canes and the inevitable combining of the two throughout history when suddenly, without warning, Kyle runs in wearing a ski mask, gorilla suit, Stryper concert shirt and latex gloves, wildly swinging his arms and uttering strange mono-syllabic noises. "What the dickens! Why I never!" exclaims a distraught Joshie as Kyle leaps astride Pete's bicycle and pedals his way through the office, down the hall and out to freedom, sweet horrible freedom! Shedding his outrageous disguise, the young ne'er-do-well joyrides in the parking lot for hours, shouting things like "Sic Semper Tyrannus!" and "Boba Fett for prez ya'll!!!" until animal control subdues him with a tranquilizer dart to the throat.