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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Hawley Burrito Ride!!!

The group rolls out. Will alerts the media... First mishap of the night as Liz gets a lesson from Tandemonium...
Josh dominates Ole Blue in the Yo Burrito parking lot...
Beer and burritos in bellies, we cruise the streets in search of hijinks...
Yes Liz, we agree with your sentiments...
The young lovers... Notice the shame on Kyle's face as his ole lady shows him up....

from last Thursday (3/27)

Friday, March 28, 2008

Race to the River

Thursday, March 27, 2008

COMMUTER BIKE OF THE WEEK...


3:02 AM, Wednesday
(phone rings)
Kenny: Hello?
Tony Zanca: Kenny, it's Tony!
Kenny: Huh?
Tony Zanca: From Hawley!
Kenny: You got the wrong number.
(click)

3:04 AM
(phone rings)
Kenny: Hello?
Tony Zanca: Listen to me very carefully. Are you riding into work tomorrow???
Kenny: Well, yeah. Sure!
Tony Zanca: Are you riding Perfect Pink?
Kenny: Naw, I'll be riding Ole Blue
Tony Zanca: What?!
Kenny: Ole Blue
Tony Zanca: Oh God, oh God, oh God! Well, that means I'm taking the bus into work. Like a
man with no arms, I can't hang. You feelin' me bro-seph??? That bike will totally
dominate me and everything I hold dear. I'll be with my priest if you need me.
(gibberish)
Kenny: Ciao!

(ed. note) This bike belongs to Eric Smith, now of Cane Creek, formerly of Hawley and is currently on loan because Eric is too weak to ride it on the hills of Sm'ashville. Thats right Eric, I said it. Now come over and git yer whompin'

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter!

Take your chocolate bunny and cram it with walnuts because we're all about the eggs and subsequent coloring of said eggs. Did anybody say vinegar and food coloring? Yummers! Now thats a balanced diet suitable for even the pansiest of roadie food snobs. By the way, buy some Campy stuff because a giant rabbit said so. Better yet, taste the rainbow so to speak and purchase the many colorful bobbles and trinkets manufactured by our friends at Straitline. The word for today is RAINBOW! You've been warned sucka!

Friday, March 21, 2008

FSA Wheelset, as pictured online...

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Village of White Fat Trolls

Oh if I only had a nickle for everytime I've seen this message on the back of a car. Where might you ask is this guy from? None other than the Village of Fat White Trolls. (Actual photo taken on the way back from lunch in front of the Hawley Office) Gotta love Red Bank, SC!

Friday, March 14, 2008

COMMUTER BIKE OF THE WEEK...


.. belongs to Will, a newly-hired bit of fresh meat in our warehouse abattoir. I don't know a single thing about Will (yet), but if any inkling of his personality can be gleaned from his commuting steed, then I would guess he enjoys long walks in the park, light jazz and bear skin rugs, shirtless hand to hand combat with "bi-polar "Yeti's (abominable snowmen for our South American readers), shots of Georgia moonshine out of tumblers handcrafted from enchanted moon rocks, viciously head-butting Galapagos turtles at the petting zoo for the criminally insane, listening to various incantations for the resurrection of unholy demon spawn in his I-Pod and hunting down, killing with his bare hands and feasting upon the raw flesh of the world famous Pelion Kudzu Werewolf. That being said, Will's bike is a Litespeed frame, a Lemond fork and 110 percent IN-YOUR-FACE! Have fun eating your doughnuts and hog jowl candy bars fatty-fat-fat because Will and his bike are coming to stomp a mudhole in your non-commuting reality! Commuter of the week in tha house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Asheville Retreat, Days 2 & 3

Me again. I really didn't do too much on my second day here. Basically I drove around buying everything that I forgot to bring with me. Really that's pretty sad because if you saw my car when I left, you would think that 4 people were heading up for a month. Nope, just me... for a week.

Day 2 started with me having to get a card reader for my digimon, uh, digital camera, so I took off for Best Buy which resides in a valley giving one of the best views of the western NC Apps. Pretty Ironic, I'll have to take a pic for you guys tomorrow. After that I headed off for a quick trip to Diamond Brand and then to Frugal Backpacker to play with a lot of outdoor gear that I will probably never be able to afford. Then I stopped by Liberty Bicycles to pick up a new seatpost clamp as my current clamp was on the verge of catastrophic failure. I didn't want to be halfway up a climb, have the clamp break, and then be screwed. So yea, that was pretty much my Tuesday, spending money not for neat new toys but for fixing bikes and replacing stuff I already own. lame.

Wednesday I slept in late, which was awesome! When I finally awoke, I took a little scoot to the West End Bakery for a little brunch. I know it may be lame to some of you guys, but I really like scooters. They're fun. After that I decided that I should visit our dear friends at Cane Creek and talk Eric into leaving a little early for a road bike ride. After several minutes of hecking, he finally agreed. We took off for an afternoon ride into the city and up Old Toll Road. I was fortunate enough to snag a Storck Fascenario 0.7 demo bike for a little "product testing" (okay, so really I just wanted to ride a 15 lb. bike instead of my 24 lb. Hakkalugi.) I have to say, the Fascenario is one hell of a mountain climbing machine! At a not so lanky 220 lbs., I wouldn't say that riding bike up mountains are my most favorite thing. However, this bike made it fun and way way too easy. needless to say I was pretty impressed. I will now be accepting donations for the "how the heck can I get one of these fund." Maybe not the best bike for everything, but if you want to go up or down a mountain really, really fast this is where is at. In other news, Toll Road is amazingly beautiful. Once you get near the top you get an amazing view of the city of Asheville with Mt. Pisgah. pretty, very pretty. Well, that's basically my Day 3;. Can't wait until tomorrow! Peace.





Lunchbox of the Month

If you can guess to whom this glorious bag of grub belongs to, you win your choice of a cookie from said bag, or this old banana we found under Andy's desk.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Asheville Retreat, Day 1

Well another catalog finally in the books. Phew! In an effort to de-stress from all the hectic happenings that get bundled into making a rather large (okay, well it's not Q big, but anyway it's big to me) catalog, I've taken off the week and headed up to Asheville, NC. Oh Asheville, how I love thee. Pisgah Mountains, Blue ridge Parkway, Bent Creek, Barley's, what's not to love here. So here I am, got here yesterday, crashing at my dear friends', Eric & Kelly. We pretty much immediately loaded up my car, A.K.A Eleanor, and headed out to Bent Creek for a mountain ride. Did I mention I love it here. Bent Creek is an excellent trail system. You can find trails here that are supremely calm or supremely insane. We chose a little of both, starting on the North Boundary trail, a calm 6-mile fire road climb, and then turning back down the mountain onto the Green's Lick Trail. Green's Lick is probably one of the funnest trails I have ever ridden, uh ever. It is basically a descending BMX track for 2-3 miles. Nothing very technical, just wide open go as fast as you can without peeing your pants (which I'm pretty sure I did anyway.). Needless to say it was a blast and I felt lucky to still be alive. What to do tomorrow...?






P.S. Eric and Kelly are open to donations for fresh new eyewear.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

COMMUTER BIKE OF THE WEEK...



...belongs to Kyle McNasty of Graphics/Toddler Cycling Outreach Program. Now that the catalog is complete, Kyle decided to wipe off the dust and cobwebs from his Fuji and make a half-hearted attempt at commuting into work. Half-hearted you say? Well, here is a transcript from a secretly recorded conversation I had with Kyle while waiting for our Hot Pockets to warm up. Acquaint thyselves!!!!
Kenny: Wellity, wellity, wellity!
Kyle: ?
Kenny: Wellity!
Kyle: Baaaaaa
Kenny: Look who decided to climb off his aristocratic high horse and join the unwashed, working class cockroaches who ride into work every morning!
Kyle: I can have cookie?
Kenny: You can have all the cookies you want my blue-blooded, halfwitted, absinthe-drinking, badminton-playing, cycling robber baron!!!
Kyle: Me need diaper! Me need diaper!
Kenny: Bah! Curse your feeble brain!!! It's like talking to a--
Kyle: Daddy?
Kenny: Good day, sir
Kyle: I make cookie poop!!!