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Friday, March 14, 2008

COMMUTER BIKE OF THE WEEK...


.. belongs to Will, a newly-hired bit of fresh meat in our warehouse abattoir. I don't know a single thing about Will (yet), but if any inkling of his personality can be gleaned from his commuting steed, then I would guess he enjoys long walks in the park, light jazz and bear skin rugs, shirtless hand to hand combat with "bi-polar "Yeti's (abominable snowmen for our South American readers), shots of Georgia moonshine out of tumblers handcrafted from enchanted moon rocks, viciously head-butting Galapagos turtles at the petting zoo for the criminally insane, listening to various incantations for the resurrection of unholy demon spawn in his I-Pod and hunting down, killing with his bare hands and feasting upon the raw flesh of the world famous Pelion Kudzu Werewolf. That being said, Will's bike is a Litespeed frame, a Lemond fork and 110 percent IN-YOUR-FACE! Have fun eating your doughnuts and hog jowl candy bars fatty-fat-fat because Will and his bike are coming to stomp a mudhole in your non-commuting reality! Commuter of the week in tha house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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