COMMUTER BIKE OF THE WEEK...

...belongs to Kyle McNasty of Graphics/Toddler Cycling Outreach Program. Now that the catalog is complete, Kyle decided to wipe off the dust and cobwebs from his Fuji and make a half-hearted attempt at commuting into work. Half-hearted you say? Well, here is a transcript from a secretly recorded conversation I had with Kyle while waiting for our Hot Pockets to warm up. Acquaint thyselves!!!!
Kenny: Wellity, wellity, wellity!
Kyle: ?
Kenny: Wellity!
Kyle: Baaaaaa
Kenny: Look who decided to climb off his aristocratic high horse and join the unwashed, working class cockroaches who ride into work every morning!
Kyle: I can have cookie?
Kenny: You can have all the cookies you want my blue-blooded, halfwitted, absinthe-drinking, badminton-playing, cycling robber baron!!!
Kyle: Me need diaper! Me need diaper!
Kenny: Bah! Curse your feeble brain!!! It's like talking to a--
Kyle: Daddy?
Kenny: Good day, sir
Kyle: I make cookie poop!!!