Our blog has moved!

You will be automatically redirected to the new address. If that does not occur, visit
and update your bookmarks.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Industry Nien!

Well folks, we got our first shipment of Industry Nien hubs this morning. Handcrafted by Nien Nunb himself on his homeworld of Sallust, these hubs utilize an alien composite stripped from the hulking shipyards on Fondor mixed with souvenir scraps of adamantium from the original Death Star. Each hub is tested for strength and imbued with deadly radiation from the Millenium Falcon's hyperdrive. Combining the sleek engineering of Corellian technology with Old World Jedi charm, you'll the be "belle of the bell", whether you're shredding the gnar at Heartbreak Ridge or wowing your penniless Mandalorian bounty hunther chums with your new found intergalactic bling.

(One of the coolest autographed photos of ALL TIME!!!)

Oh yeah, we also got in our first shipment of Industry Nine hubs from the faraway, hippy-infested planet known as Asheville. They stink of jam band and liberal, self-righteous indignation! They are also the chronic, to quote the Bard. These won't last long so get them before Boba does!!!

(they double as salt and pepper shakers...from the future)


spokejunky said...

I'll take the R2D2 I9 hub. You forgot the Patchouli.

Spankye said...

pretty sexy

Spiritof76 said...

If hippies manufactured these obviously hallucenogenic tubor inspired psychedelic colored aluminum alloy hubs.. does that mean they they might make an "Easy Rider-Captain America" or a "Cheech and Chong" edition set?
God I hope so!!!