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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Some things just dont get the credit they deserve...

I'm talking about tweased eyebrows (don't pretend that isn't was you first looked at)

You know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about "Yosemite Sam" mudflaps that say "BACK OFF!"

I'm talking about Hawley's house brand Saddles. They are soooo comfortable. The 1181 Trail black with bumpers is my own personal favorite. I have them on everyone of my bikes. I honestly could not find a saddle that was wide enough for my honky-tonk baddonkadonk and this is like sitting in one of those giant inflatable hands. The next time you find yourself walking all bowlegged like a T-rex, give this simple seat a try.
(part# SD2080)

Before I let this saddle take all of the glory from the afor mentioned exhibits of neglect, let me pay tribute to two other items dear to my heart and apparently only my heart....First, this is "Mogua", a.k.a. ("Sly Fox") He is so tough, that he actually invented the word for tough, "Colin", in his native Huron Language. You cant see it in this very ancient picture, but he is wearing a scalp belt that includes trophies of Chuck Norris, Billy Blanks, and Jet Li. He wore this until he was confronted by Jackie Chan. Jackie had the Flu at the time, but was still able to take him with a box of light bulbs and the game controller from an N64.

You are truly the toughest of the tough Jackie. If only more new of your singing abilities. You are the sensai of my ears.


dicky said...

Short, yet precise and exact.

I'll take two.

My mother loves you.


The Ghost of Jerry Reed said...

I CONCUR! What is it about scalping with us hawley folk? I mean seriously, we can't get away from it.

Ice-T said...

That is because scalping is the utlimate pimp-slap. How pissed off would you be if you got your freakin hair stolen. Besides hair is such a luxury in the bush. How nice would it be on a cold night too stroke the scalp of milli vanilli. I rest my case

Spiritof76 said...

I wish someone would tell me where that handsome handlebar moustached mulleteer lived. I would buy him and hang him on my wall.