Some things just dont get the credit they deserve...

I'm talking about tweased eyebrows (don't pretend that isn't was you first looked at)

You know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about "Yosemite Sam" mudflaps that say "BACK OFF!"

I'm talking about Hawley's house brand Saddles. They are soooo comfortable. The 1181 Trail black with bumpers is my own personal favorite. I have them on everyone of my bikes. I honestly could not find a saddle that was wide enough for my honky-tonk baddonkadonk and this is like sitting in one of those giant inflatable hands. The next time you find yourself walking all bowlegged like a T-rex, give this simple seat a try.
(part# SD2080)

Before I let this saddle take all of the glory from the afor mentioned exhibits of neglect, let me pay tribute to two other items dear to my heart and apparently only my heart....First, this is "Mogua", a.k.a. ("Sly Fox") He is so tough, that he actually invented the word for tough, "Colin", in his native Huron Language. You cant see it in this very ancient picture, but he is wearing a scalp belt that includes trophies of Chuck Norris, Billy Blanks, and Jet Li. He wore this until he was confronted by Jackie Chan. Jackie had the Flu at the time, but was still able to take him with a box of light bulbs and the game controller from an N64.

You are truly the toughest of the tough Jackie. If only more new of your singing abilities. You are the sensai of my ears.