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Friday, June 18, 2010

Another Groundbreaking I-Phone App

Hey there bike shop owners and industry folk, don't forget to inquire within our sales department about Hawley's new "Order Cut-Off Notification" app for your I-Phone! Once downloaded, every business day when you hear Europe's "The Final Countdown" blasting from your phone, you have exactly 5 minutes and 11 seconds of triumphant stadium rock to enter your order. Ozzy Osbourne's "Running Out Of Time" can also be substituted for an additional 99 cents. If you miss cut off and need to place a new order, the New Order "Substance" boxed set app can be purchased and played continuously throughout the night until normal business hours resume. This is not a hoax.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don't know if you know this, but this is actually what George does in his spare time. I just have yet to get him to let me put it on youtube...furious george faulkner? yes indeed.