Today's post will show, in gratuitous detail, how to make a claw-proof catnip bag for your cat or coworker (everybody knows about Jim Snyder's legendary love of catnip, AKA "daddy's little secret")...
Step One: Purchase 1 SRAM Red Front Derailleur. Discard derailleur immediately, but keep the red bag.
Step Two: Purchase an organic catnip at your local grocer. Might The Blog suggest "Nip It In the Bud", "Hip Nip", "Shoot From The Nip", "Nip Service", "Nip Of The Iceberg", or "Cat Crack, Now With More Crack".
Step Three: Fill the Sram bag with precious catnip. Fill the bag completely to avoid curses and bad luck.
Step Four: Display bag in high-traffic cat areas. Now we play the waiting game. Results to follow in tomorrow's post.
Another catnip-head whacked out on that sweet sweet Nepeta!
Oh yeah, here's a neat article from Pez cycling about wheel building: Now That's Italian!
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Catnip-tion Fit!
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2 comments:
Nothing like sending your cat to the land of tangerine trees and marmalade skies Sram style.If he happends to come across that girl Lucy in the sky, tell that cat to tell her I would love a fistful of those diamonds she is with.
Dats my cAT!!!
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