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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Commuter Bike Of The Week: Sign Of The Apocalypse #24

Continuing this year's "Signs Of An Impending Apocalypse You May Have Missed", we present sign #24, Andy Hale (Storck Mouthpiece, Office Pest) riding into work, on a Storck no less! Andy now qualifies for the Hawley Company's commuter reimbursement program as well as package stimulation (i.e. stimulus package) from an unlucky member of our shipping crew; Haz-mat suit and cyanide pills are not provided. Apart from Andy riding, perhaps more disturbing was the early nineties Euro-techno blasting from his headphones. Who rides to techno??? Who dances to techno??? This guy:

Nokon cables! Fizik saddle! Sram Force! Mavic wheels! Techno!

7 comments:

Ice-T said...

It's funny how andy's facial hair style makes him look like a member of the Insane Clown Posse....

Papa Wheelie said...

...or Joe Dirt!

Anonymous said...

Mullet looks gay

Miss Jumper said...

You could and should fill an entire blog with Andy-isms. Try it. TRY IT!!!!!!!!!

Miss Jumper said...

You could and should fill an entire blog with Andy-isms. Try it. TRY IT!!!!!!!!!

dwight yoakam said...

what, no carbon? weak stork-sauce.

Crawdad said...

Andy, don't let 'em get you down. Rock the techno over and over. The riffraff always complain about the truly genius among us.