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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Product Placement: Gravity Freeride and DH Wheels

In a product note, we got some of those new-fangled Gravity freeride and DH wheels. Perfect for the youngster who has it all, yet desires more! Constructed from what appears to be metal, these wheels are round-shaped for superior rolling and come with pre-assembled spokes and thingies in the middle that add strength and stability to your, uh, quality of ride? Gravity wheels are the hottest things since an intrepid Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin decided that an over-sized aero-coach was the future of gentlemanly air travel... and we all know how Zepellins turned out! They freakin' rocked our world!!! So in conclusion, let's all bow down and give thanks to the Gravity Gods and their indestructible wheels that will have you exclaiming "Oh, the humanity!"

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin: "Buy these wheels or I'll rock your sexy body, big time!"

Awwwww yeah!!! Check out these wheels as they "defy gravity"!!!! That's it, time for a nap

7 comments:

joshie said...

oh boy! here we go with zeppelins again! If I had a nickle for every time I hear about zeppelins and the future of floating air travel.

Papa Wheelie said...

How much would you have Joshie?

joshie said...

at least 10 cents!! I'd be rich!

Spankye said...

yawn...

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The Ghost of Jerry Reed said...

better than cane creek's dh wheels! oh wait, you don't make dh wheels