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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Ode To A Dinosaur Egg

More unusual product tomfoolery from Interbike. Today's offering is the latest bit of yumminess from Clif, the Clif Rock! Jim plunked it down on my desk and waited for my usual bout of verbal diarrhea associated with weird nutrition products. Well it didn't happen because for once, I was speechless...without speech. My first thought was, "Why is there a prehistoric dinosaur egg on my desk?" My second thought was "skee-bop-boo-dop-bop-bee-beeeee-bop-woo-weee" as I am prone to jazz scatting when presented with the mysterious. the unknown, the spheroid. Jim recognized my confusion and assured me (in scat) that the mystery dino-egg/rock was edible. Not only was it edible, but it was packed with loads of nutritional goodness that assists recovery. To be honest, the blog is freaked out...


Clif Rock in its natural habitat

6 comments:

Billy said...

i just pissed my pants.

Billy said...

i just realized that you are way funnier than BSnob NYC and you do it with less words!

Billy said...

I'm takin'(hell yea takin') the entire podium on this one....

Spankye said...

4th place is first place out of medal contention, i won!

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