S'now Problem

Hello there! Have you seen my new cake decorator? You're darn right I'm nuts!So it looks like Mr Freeze heard that we were rolling up to Bennett's gap. I had heard that he found a stash of diamonds (chill pills) in Brantley's mountain cabin, which is actually a port-o-john and an abandoned GMC blazer, without the wheels, hidden in Pisgah. So we went up to make fun of his out-dated pressure suit and Orbea mountain bike that he purchased from Hawley's own Tony "King Pong" Zanca for a bag of Eukanuba and a bacon flavored piece of rope.

We must have been close. The trails were getting icy. I could already taste the pure joy of insulting "Ole Blue". Balls of ice littered the road. To anyone in the know, bioluminescent "ice-borgs" leave droppings that resemble round ice cubes. It smelled and tasted fresh.

"The sun'll come out, tooooomorrow! Betcha bottom dollar that, tomorrroooooow...."