The End of Bike Lights As We Know It!

Well, according to the good folk at Huffy Bikes, they recommend not riding at night. In fact, if you're caught on your bike after dark, immediately dismount, find a wooded area and curl up in the fetal position while the local raccoon population sizes you up for a midight snack:
Huffy Bikes also recommends not participating in the Red Bull Rampage. But if you find yourself in the Red Bull Rampage, don't be freaked out by the deadliness:
One thing the blog doesn't recommend is tandem cyclocross (taken shamelessly from the Gary Fisher 29er Crew blog):
(late edit. Images also borrowed from Huffy and Straitline's blog)