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Friday, December 05, 2008

You Win Some, You Lose Some

Ritual hazing. It's a practice as old as time itself. And as practices go, it's as transmutable as water, adapting, adjusting, forming itself to any environment... work environment. Unfortunately for Colin, the idea of hazing is not lost on Andy. The task was simple: force Colin to do something horrible, like eat way too much of a certain candy then add a certain candy spray to the mix under the guise of "a fun, silly dare". Dear God, the horror of it all. Poor Colin, he claimed his tongue burned throughout the night, muting all taste, culinary and otherwise. Luckily, this demonstration was not lost on new hire Michael as he arrived at work 15 minutes early today, offering to polish Andy's scepter and fetching hot water for his daily Earl Gray tea. No need to fret Michael, your trial by ordeal doesn't start until we can re-stock the eel tank. Have a great weekend!






5 comments:

spokejunky said...

Did he win the Lew racing wheels in the background? Dude, I'd lose my tasty buds for a night for those hoops.
Andy, what Rebelion are you hiding back there? It doesn't look like an '08 or '09.

Papa Wheelie said...
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Papa Wheelie said...

The bike in the background is a Rebelion 1.1.

Miss Jumper said...

gross. when did Andy become Hispanic? Has he been in the tanning bed again?

Spiritof76 said...

This is indeed a difficult challenge. I think we need to have a Warheads endurance challenge for the entire company. You would be surprised by the sour eating propensities of some of our seasoned warehouse roughnecks.